we have officially lost it.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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