We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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