Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
