at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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