I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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