i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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