thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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