another moral hangover. fuck.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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