We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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