i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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