There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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