It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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