I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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