Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
