i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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