Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize