I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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