I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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