Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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