Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
be right there i have to get my cape
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
