Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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