The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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