do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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