How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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