My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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