But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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