Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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