a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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