She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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