That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
