Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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