I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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