Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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