sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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