This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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