Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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