therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Randomize