if only i could text you this smell
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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