she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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