After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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