My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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