Can i not drive my cunt home
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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