did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think your dad took our porno
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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