I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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