You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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