Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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