Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
