walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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