Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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