My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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