I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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