Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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