I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Shame - the story of my life.
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