So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
