my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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