Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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